Scary Movie meets 50 Shades on The Food Network! Featuring 17 sensually sinister tales guaranteed to excite, terrify, stimulate and make you laugh! $0.99 on Kindle.

Free: 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer

Spectacular southern belle Emily Spankhammer is driven by love and the dubious advice of Sparkle, her mostly invisible pink unicorn spirit guide, into a quest for romance. But with Sparkle more interested in his own deranged bucket list, and men as reliable as a 1971 1.6L Ford Pinto Runabout hatchback, what could possibly go wrong? […]

Free: Stealing Love

Israeli businessman is sent to a small Transylvanian village to find unexpected love. Funny, original and insightful look at life and human relationships, anchored in the fascinating context of Romanian village life. Zany and memorable characters who never fail to surprise the reader. Free on Kindle.

Free: Raising the Perfect Family and Other Tall Tales

A series of lighthearted looks at typical family life. The perfect read for someone who is easily distracted by children, spouses, car repair, and plumbing leaks… usually at the same time. Free on Kindle.

Thawing A.C. Nielsen

Pod after pod of frozen people, two outrageous reality TV superstars, a slacker doctor in orange Crocs, an ancient, crazy millionaire actress, a guinea pig named Mr. T, two randy Irish folk singers— How in the world will a talented young microbiologist who just wants to be ‘normal’ survive? It’s Nerds versus Narcissists as Kate […]

My Dearest Sucker

Most of us have been inundated with E-mail letters from scammers around the world, each promising millions of dollars. Of course, there is an inevitable fee, tax, or legal expense for claiming that money. The pitches include celebratory announcements of lottery windfalls; prizes with ringing endorsements from Interpol and the FBI; awards from the International […]

Free: Laughing Through The Eyes of a Maintenance Man

The humorous stories of work orders and life narrated through the eyes of a maintenance man. “People never cease to amaze me as I tell my stories while I maintain and psychoanalyze the broken world. Join me on the overflowing toilet of life as we plunge through the chaos to flush freely again.” Free on Kindle. 

The Wonderful World of Uncle Don

The funniest Kindle book EVER! This is the comedy book everyone will be talking about. Jammed-packed full of comedy content! 150 pages in color. From President Trump to Leprechauns and UFOs, take a wild, wild, ride on Uncle Don’s crazy train in this outrageous original comedy collection. $2.99 on Kindle.

Free: Space Team

A fast-paced, laugh-out-loud space adventure from the author critics are calling “the new Terry Pratchett.” Mistakenly abducted by aliens, a small-time crook finds himself whisked across the galaxy and plunged into a frantic quest to save an entire species – and its god – from annihilation. Free on Kindle.

Pianist in a Bordello

What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters […]

Free: Czech the Children

Vojta is the son of Czech immigrants to America who decides to settle in the old country. He can’t speak the language, but hits it off with his landlady Iveta, and soon they’re joined by a daughter, Terka, and son, Kuba. They go through all the usual challenges in raising two toddlers, with the added […]

The Enigmatologist

When Elvis impersonator Al Leadbelly is murdered, detective John Abernathy unearths a conspiracy entwining Elvis, shape-shifting aliens, and Mary Todd Lincoln. Now John must solve Leadbelly’s murder and discover if he really was Elvis, an obsessed fan, or something more. $0.99 on Kindle.

Ginger the Gangster Cat

When fat, scruffy Ginger teams up with innocent little Sparky, it’s a recipe for fun and laughter as the two cats travel from London to Spain. $0.99 on Kindle.

Operation Underpants

Max and Olivia met as teenagers on covert operations during WW2. After the war they married and under the guise of a doddering old vicar and his wife, continued a life of secrets as cold war spies. Now 87 years of age and confined to a nursing home are called back into action after finding a […]

Ultimate Dealbreakers

What’s a “dealbreaker”? Some quirk, trait, habit, etc. in a potential mate that’s so irksome that you just walk away from the relationship. For example, maybe: She constantly talks about her ex. He’s a major Trekkie. She doesn’t shave her legs. He kisses his mother on the lips. Read these and other dealbreaker scenarios and decide where you would draw […]

Phil! A hilarious account of everything

Phil is a hilarious non-stop adventure that takes two unwitting physicists on a trip through multiple universes, to the beginning of the universe where it all began and many other crazy exploits all while finding the answers to all humankind’s greatest questions. Everything they ever thought they knew or believed turns out to be completely […]

Smokin’ Weed With Jesus

Yes, people suck, and God is pissed. But as usual, He conveys His criticism of the human world through His son, Jesus of Nazareth. Of course, not to be left out, is a small cast of characters from the place of eternal darkness. Smokin’ Weed With Jesus is an irreverent, humorous approach to what the […]

Why People Suck

You’ve heard of Sigmund Freud. You’ve heard of Carl Jung. But have you heard of Abe Surde? Surde is a humorist and master mixologist who tackles–with a smile and a wink–one hundred commonly irritating, upsetting, and obnoxious personality types seen in everyday life. From disconcerting creeps to loudmouth louts and worrisome weirdos, Surde shares with […]

Sex Hell

When Debbie de La Fontaine tries to spice up her love life by supernaturally tampering with her sex life, she is cursed to spend every future encounter in a magical place called “Sex Hell,” where the sex is ludicrous and amazing but the romance is scarce. Her only chance for escape is through the stingy clues […]

The Enigmatologist

When Elvis impersonator Al Leadbelly is murdered, detective John Abernathy unearths a conspiracy entwining Elvis, shape-shifting aliens, and Mary Todd Lincoln. Now John must solve Leadbelly’s murder and discover if he really was Elvis, an obsessed fan, or something more. $0.99 on Kindle. 

Fat, Fifty, and Menopausal

It’s not all bad being fat, fifty, and menopausal. In fact, it can be downright hilarious! $0.99 on Kindle.

Where Your Tax Dollars Go to Die

Laugh your ass off as Kady Morton shares her thoughts and experiences in local government hell, which she appropriately refers to as Shitsville, Whitetrashington. She combines social media posts and short narrative essays to retell the bullshit she dealt with on a daily basis. If you’ve ever worked in the public sector, then you’ll find […]

Free: National Parks

  The best book for lovers of semi-dystopian, satirical send ups of political malfeasance, corporate greed, and threats to America’s environment. Rolf Margenau skewers all available targets in Washington’s beltway in his story about what happens a few years from now when Congress wants to bail out a bankrupt America (caused by legislative ineptitude) by […]

To Cast A Cliche

  The evil Queen Lucinda exacts revenge on a royal poet by casting a spell of never-ending clichés upon the kingdom. Will the clever King Richard thwart his stepmother’s magic and save the good people of Maxim? Test your literary knowledge and enjoy an entertaining spoof on fairytales. $0.99 on Kindle.     

The Secret Sex Diary of Grey’s Dog

    This book is a parody of 50 Shades of Grey, with the dog functioning as both voyeur and narrator. See the Amazon description for a more colorful version. $0.99 on Kindle.     

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