Dave has problems and yoga is just the latest. His wife communicates with him via Post-it notes, his six-year-old daughter torments him and tells him he’s a loser and his yoga teacher appears to be a physical incarnation of the Hindu Goddess of Creation and Destruction. Dave’s blood thickens with cold whenever she comes close, and that’s doing his cholesterol level no good at all. As he tries to escape his earthly bondage, a new and terrifying world of gods, goddesses, angels, demons and witches opens up before him. Can Dave find wisdom, save his marriage, learn to do yoga without falling over, and discover the secret of happiness before everything goes too far? $0.99 on Kindle.