87 year old ex-spy’s Max and Olivia live in a nursing home forgotten and waiting to die. After finding a secret message they are called back into action and must escape from the home and return to the UK – the fate of London and much of the world hangs in the balance. $1.99 on Kindle.
Graduation
July 20, 2017 By
Bobby Jefferson is an immature seventeen year old who talks big and finds that doing the work is not as easy as it is saying you will. Through the help of women and discipline, Bob fills his cup of water tremendously faster than the average man could ever hope to in his lifetime. $19.99 on Kindle.
Burn
July 18, 2017 By
In the still of the night a beautiful woman’s spine is broken as she watches her boyfriend burn to death out on a creek. Daltrey, a young detective with the Vancouver Police Department, who likes to work outside the system and has time for no one, wants to know why. With the help of a […]
Free: Mid Life Backpacker
July 15, 2017 By
This is the first book, a short novel in the Mid Life Backpacker comedy series. It combines dark humor and pathos, brilliantly. It follows the misadventures of John Dot, a mid life, depressive man as he tries to navigate life, relationships and travel. The book will make you laugh out loud and will also touch […]
Free: Hey Doorman
June 27, 2017 By
Take a trip, not only into LA night life—a city that draws people from all across the globe—but into the mind of the funniest/smartest bouncer you’ll ever meet, as he observes you from sobriety to total inebriation, and everything in between. John P. Kildemm is sarcastic, funny, wry, well-read, and rarely violent. Free on Kindle.
Didn’t Get Frazzled
June 27, 2017 By
A fictional story about life and love in medical school, Didn’t Get Frazzled takes the reader on a four year adventure into the bowels of Bellevue Hospital and the equally strange world of the mid ‘90s New York City singles scene. $0.99 on Kindle.
I Rode for the Wigglin’ W
June 25, 2017 By
Flynn McGuin claims to remember the summer of ’77. He was 19 and working on a ranch whose owner was delusional, at least one of his coworkers was brain-dead, and the foreman once hanged a man for telling puns. With sly wit and his trademark tongue-in-cheek humor, McGuin delivers everything you’d expect in a rollicking […]
Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings!
June 16, 2017 By
Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings! Kibbles of Wisdom from a Wise and Witty Feline will bring many smiles and chuckles to your day, especially for those who love and share their lives with special feline friends. Catty Topics of Note include: Advice for the lovelorn (applicable for felines and humans), dealing with difficult neighbors (only humans, of […]
History Retweets Itself: ROCK & ROLL EDITION
June 15, 2017 By
Ever wonder what Elvis would tweet? Or what exactly is in a Grateful Dead cocktail? Does ZZ Top use their beards for good or evil? Does Ozzy Osbourne have bat breath? And what ever happened to Maroon 4? Discover things you never knew about your favorite rock stars in this fun look at Rock & […]
Pianist in a Bordello
June 4, 2017 By
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just […]
Free: Screwball
May 27, 2017 By
Hayward Templeton, a psychiatry grad student at the University of Iowa, grudgingly agrees to pitch in a co-ed baseball game. A stickler for research, he discovers online how to throw a screwball and excels at it. Hayward’s team wins and while celebrating, they accidentally drop him on his head. As he lies on the ground […]
Mashed
April 27, 2017 By
Scary Movie meets 50 Shades on The Food Network! Featuring 17 sensually sinister tales guaranteed to excite, terrify, stimulate and make you laugh! $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer
April 18, 2017 By
Spectacular southern belle Emily Spankhammer is driven by love and the dubious advice of Sparkle, her mostly invisible pink unicorn spirit guide, into a quest for romance. But with Sparkle more interested in his own deranged bucket list, and men as reliable as a 1971 1.6L Ford Pinto Runabout hatchback, what could possibly go wrong? […]
Free: Stealing Love
April 15, 2017 By
Israeli businessman is sent to a small Transylvanian village to find unexpected love. Funny, original and insightful look at life and human relationships, anchored in the fascinating context of Romanian village life. Zany and memorable characters who never fail to surprise the reader. Free on Kindle.
Free: Raising the Perfect Family and Other Tall Tales
March 31, 2017 By
A series of lighthearted looks at typical family life. The perfect read for someone who is easily distracted by children, spouses, car repair, and plumbing leaks… usually at the same time. Free on Kindle.
Thawing A.C. Nielsen
March 30, 2017 By
Pod after pod of frozen people, two outrageous reality TV superstars, a slacker doctor in orange Crocs, an ancient, crazy millionaire actress, a guinea pig named Mr. T, two randy Irish folk singers— How in the world will a talented young microbiologist who just wants to be ‘normal’ survive? It’s Nerds versus Narcissists as Kate […]
My Dearest Sucker
February 23, 2017 By
Most of us have been inundated with E-mail letters from scammers around the world, each promising millions of dollars. Of course, there is an inevitable fee, tax, or legal expense for claiming that money. The pitches include celebratory announcements of lottery windfalls; prizes with ringing endorsements from Interpol and the FBI; awards from the International […]
Free: Laughing Through The Eyes of a Maintenance Man
February 4, 2017 By
The humorous stories of work orders and life narrated through the eyes of a maintenance man. “People never cease to amaze me as I tell my stories while I maintain and psychoanalyze the broken world. Join me on the overflowing toilet of life as we plunge through the chaos to flush freely again.” Free on Kindle.
The Wonderful World of Uncle Don
February 2, 2017 By
The funniest Kindle book EVER! This is the comedy book everyone will be talking about. Jammed-packed full of comedy content! 150 pages in color. From President Trump to Leprechauns and UFOs, take a wild, wild, ride on Uncle Don’s crazy train in this outrageous original comedy collection. $2.99 on Kindle.
Free: Space Team
February 1, 2017 By
A fast-paced, laugh-out-loud space adventure from the author critics are calling “the new Terry Pratchett.” Mistakenly abducted by aliens, a small-time crook finds himself whisked across the galaxy and plunged into a frantic quest to save an entire species – and its god – from annihilation. Free on Kindle.
Pianist in a Bordello
January 30, 2017 By
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters […]
Free: Czech the Children
January 28, 2017 By
Vojta is the son of Czech immigrants to America who decides to settle in the old country. He can’t speak the language, but hits it off with his landlady Iveta, and soon they’re joined by a daughter, Terka, and son, Kuba. They go through all the usual challenges in raising two toddlers, with the added […]
The Enigmatologist
December 21, 2016 By
When Elvis impersonator Al Leadbelly is murdered, detective John Abernathy unearths a conspiracy entwining Elvis, shape-shifting aliens, and Mary Todd Lincoln. Now John must solve Leadbelly’s murder and discover if he really was Elvis, an obsessed fan, or something more. $0.99 on Kindle.
Ginger the Gangster Cat
December 5, 2016 By
When fat, scruffy Ginger teams up with innocent little Sparky, it’s a recipe for fun and laughter as the two cats travel from London to Spain. $0.99 on Kindle.
Operation Underpants
November 29, 2016 By
Max and Olivia met as teenagers on covert operations during WW2. After the war they married and under the guise of a doddering old vicar and his wife, continued a life of secrets as cold war spies. Now 87 years of age and confined to a nursing home are called back into action after finding a […]
Ultimate Dealbreakers
November 16, 2016 By
What’s a “dealbreaker”? Some quirk, trait, habit, etc. in a potential mate that’s so irksome that you just walk away from the relationship. For example, maybe: She constantly talks about her ex. He’s a major Trekkie. She doesn’t shave her legs. He kisses his mother on the lips. Read these and other dealbreaker scenarios and decide where you would draw […]
Phil! A hilarious account of everything
November 15, 2016 By
Phil is a hilarious non-stop adventure that takes two unwitting physicists on a trip through multiple universes, to the beginning of the universe where it all began and many other crazy exploits all while finding the answers to all humankind’s greatest questions. Everything they ever thought they knew or believed turns out to be completely […]
