Avast, mateys! Follow the adventures of the esteemed Water Elemental known as Captain Lefty, commander of the mighty pirate ship, the Fallen Angel, as he and his quirky yet charming crew fight to save the world from the menace of Orion, an irate giant from beyond the stars, hell-bent on getting violent revenge for the […]
A Haunted Past
May 27, 2019 By
Angie Conaty, has long suffered from a reoccurring nightmare. The same one she’s had since childhood. As an adult the dreams come far less frequently, due to her demanding public relations position, in the Toronto based reality television station, Gottchaon TV. The channel is in hot water currently, with the creators son – an entitled […]
One Fine Mess
May 25, 2019 By
One Fine Mess is an action-packed crime comedy, set in Vermont, with a strong female protagonist. There is no maple syrup, but there are mobsters, cops, drug dealers, and a head in a box. Think fun. Think suspense. Think wild, sexy ride. It’s time to show some ovaries. $0.99 on Kindle
Lord of the Zombies: Box Set
May 18, 2019 By
Lord of the Zombies is a hilariously gruesome spin on the zombie apocalypse story. If you like Shaun of the Dead, classic sci-fi flicks, and deranged zombie killing goats, then this saga is right up your alley. In Apocalypse, Simon is 40, single, and hasn’t done anything memorable with his life. When a freak energy […]
Free: Detective Schizoaffective
May 7, 2019 By
At 35 years old, Jameson is battling a major depressive episode after experiencing a bout of mania he never saw coming. Worst of all, he’s forgotten what to hope for. Driven by a few chance encounters and an investment opportunity of a lifetime, Jameson takes a leap of faith and finds himself soaring toward a […]
Relative Genius
May 2, 2019 By
Relative Genius chronicles a variety of the funny, silly, and misguided things said and done by adults. It might be from a relative, a friend, or the relative genius of strangers that think of themselves as intelligent. It could be considered a malapropism, an eggcorn, or a misspoken idiom. Whatever the category, they are perfect […]
Free: Jacobites by Name
April 29, 2019 By
The Tory government in London have appointed a Viceroy to run Scotland to stop a second independence referendum being held. The result is a Jacobite Rebellion. Chaos ensues. Meanwhile, someone is trying to clone Nessie. Free on Kindle.
Sally Stanford, California’s Grand Bordello House Madam
April 29, 2019 By
Sally Stanford didn’t set out to be a madam, but she openly tells how it happened. Sally tells about the scandalous and riotous happenings along the way to her becoming perhaps California’s most famous bordello house madam. She openly declares that Humphrey Bogart was banned from her establishment because of his treatment of her girls. […]
The REAL Project Manager’s Handbook
April 24, 2019 By
Do you work a 9 to 5? It doesn’t matter if you manage projects, crunch numbers, or bag groceries 5 days a week. Chances are you run into more than one of these annoying situations: a co-worker who calls to ask you the SAME question you’ve answered at least 3 times already. A seemingly never-ending […]
The Joint of No Return
April 20, 2019 By
Bumbling stoner, Charlie Hong, is on the run from both sides of the law. Just when he thinks his troubles are over, he gets swept up in a cosmic struggle to free Earth from the clutches of secret alien overlords. Before all the space fighting begins, will Charlie have time to light one up? Free […]
My Crazy (Sick) Love (Romantic Comedy)
April 19, 2019 By
Amanda Loeb is a single, intelligent New York City attorney coming up on the eve of her thirtieth birthday. With a stable job, circle of supportive friends, and close relationships with her mother and sister one detail sets Amanda apart from others – she is a hypochondriac. Her medicine cabinet is home to a stock […]
The Famous Union
April 17, 2019 By
Famous Union College is a slow-moving train wreck, a place where what is what is not. Two hapless heroes. An exhibitionist secretary. Bumbling administrators. A paranoid football coach. Conniving coeds. A sex-obsessed football player. Who knows what will happen next…$0.99 on Kindle.
Aunt Lucie’s legacy
April 7, 2019 By
Aunt Lucie is a real pain in the neck. Her testament is crystal clear: to collect the inheritance, her nephews and their families have to move into her house, which is definitely not a palace! Aunt Lucie has another surprise up her sleeve, a sort of mad treasure hunt, ankle-deep in mud. Comical situations, flavorsome […]
How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
April 5, 2019 By
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you: – How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together – How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal […]
Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (Parody)
April 3, 2019 By
The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People has transformed the lives of many inmates at the Puddville, Alabama Psychiatric Hospital, including men and women who think they are Kings, Queens, Presidents, and the reincarnation of Elvis Presley. In short, dozens of people of all ages and professions have benefited from Ronnie Champ’s wisdom, and now […]
Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again!
April 3, 2019 By
Marty Mann and Nellie Dixon are back for another irreverent, liberal, twisty, time-travel comedy! This time they have Jesus Christ, the actual guy, on their side. What would happen if a gun-hating brown-skinned Jesus time traveled to 2020 America? $0.99 on Kindle.
Free: Awaken the Giant Asshole Within!
March 26, 2019 By
Are you ready to awaken the giant asshole within? Are you ready to achieve true greatness in Life? Then you will benefit from the wisdom of Ronnie Champ, professional Dominator. This book is a collection of three funny parodies, excerpted from Mr. Champ’s hilarious self-help parody, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People; his politically […]
How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
March 24, 2019 By
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you: How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal genie and […]
The Bucket Shop
March 10, 2019 By
Fresh out of college and desperate for work, Ben Thompson takes a job as an account rep in a wild and nutty call center. $2.99 on Kindle.
The Chauvinist’s Guide to Modern Romance
March 3, 2019 By
The Chauvinist’s Guide is a humorous look at sexual politics from a gender strategy point-of-view. The Guide offers many, many interesting insights into the subject, saying nothing of offering the best cache of images ever found in such a work. For the young man who possibly has never read a book, this is the book […]
Fat Kid Stuck in a Flume
March 2, 2019 By
Alan Rose is a part-time comedian and full-time Civil Servant. He spends his days dodging work and his nights in run down comedy clubs, dreaming of the big time. Frankie Fortune was a minor Music Hall celebrity, making a comeback on the alternative comedy scene of the 1980’s, before his untimely death. The Merton Palace […]
Pianist in a Bordello
February 24, 2019 By
Are voters really ready for the whole truth? Are you? Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises. $0.99 on Kindle.
In the Image of Man
February 17, 2019 By
There is an ancient godling adrift in the Universe and he is desperate for believers. This tiny god, who comes to be known as Bob, is small, powerless and unseen. But modern life takes its toll, even on a higher deity…and soon, there is a challenge that he may not be able to meet… Written […]
Looking Back on Sodom
February 3, 2019 By
Navigating the New Orleans scene just before Hurricane Katrina, a group of friends finds love, laughter, and heartbreak before their lives get swept away. Tabitha comes to New Orleans to find freedom. Her reckless ways destroy the comfortable lives of cousins Dalton and Mousey. $0.99 on Kindle.
How I Learned I’m Old
January 27, 2019 By
HOW I LEARNED I’M OLD is a collection of humorous essays embedded with a smattering of serious insights. Together, they tell the tale of about what happens when middle age mysteriously departs and old age claims its territory. For this country’s 38 million BABY BOOMERS, topics like ‘The New Party Game’ (counting wrinkles on other […]
My Jobs and Why They All Sucked
January 23, 2019 By
Yes, every one of them. In this book Leonard Stegmann shares the lifetime of misery that has been his employment history. Lots of laughs for you. Not so much for him. Also included: What’s Annoying Me Now, The Fifth Floor Girls, Tales of Unspeakable Woe and more. $2.99 on Kindle.
Pack Those Bags: A Wanderlust Adventure
January 23, 2019 By
Adrian Hill has an incredible plan to start his summer working abroad. Using the expertise acquired through business school, he plans to game the system and earn big money gambling the markets. But his hot head, personal vices and the crazy chance he got with the Brazilian pornstar make him lose control. $0.99 on Kindle.
