A NIGHT ON THE TILES

A humorous story of one cats struggle to successfully train his human. Detailing the ups and downs of living with a human, Seamus the cat provides an entertaining and funny look at the life of a not so average cat. Fears, Winter and Territory control are just some of the numerous topics covered by this […]

Free: Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings! Kibbles of Wisdom from a Wise and Witty Feline

Mr. Cheddar serves up his own unique and flavorful blend of feline tummy-tickling humor and puuuurfound kibbles of wisdom throughout the pages of: Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings! Kibbles of Wisdom from a Wise and Witty Feline Color photographs of the ruggedly handsome Mr. Cheddar are featured throughout this book, purrrfectly complimenting his wise and witty words. […]

Free: My Uncle Jack’s Off

Hot dogs, pimps, elephants and crime. These things have absolutely nothing to do with this epic twisted tale, but you have to admit they’re pretty attention grabbing, right?!? Bored of reading the same old hum-drum books about superheroes, lawn furniture and how to grow the best cheese log? My Uncle Jack’s Off is a one-of-a-kind […]

Free: A Danger to God Himself

A Mormon missionary goes insane on his mission and all hell breaks loose. Miraculous occurrences. Various sexual congress. The God of the Universe striking people dead. Mormon missionary Kenny Feller has realized that God isn’t about to give him an ounce of the miracle power he needs to succeed on his mission—as promised. Then his […]

Operation Underpants

87 year old ex-spy’s Max and Olivia live in a nursing home forgotten and waiting to die. After finding a secret message they are called back into action and must escape from the home and return to the UK – the fate of London and much of the world hangs in the balance. $1.99 on Kindle.

Graduation

Bobby Jefferson is an immature seventeen year old who talks big and finds that doing the work is not as easy as it is saying you will. Through the help of women and discipline, Bob fills his cup of water tremendously faster than the average man could ever hope to in his lifetime. $19.99 on Kindle.

Burn

In the still of the night a beautiful woman’s spine is broken as she watches her boyfriend burn to death out on a creek. Daltrey, a young detective with the Vancouver Police Department, who likes to work outside the system and has time for no one, wants to know why. With the help of a […]

Free: Mid Life Backpacker

This is the first book, a short novel in the Mid Life Backpacker comedy series. It combines dark humor and pathos, brilliantly. It follows the misadventures of John Dot, a mid life, depressive man as he tries to navigate life, relationships and travel. The book will make you laugh out loud and will also touch […]

Free: Hey Doorman

Take a trip, not only into LA night life—a city that draws people from all across the globe—but into the mind of the funniest/smartest bouncer you’ll ever meet, as he observes you from sobriety to total inebriation, and everything in between. John P. Kildemm is sarcastic, funny, wry, well-read, and rarely violent. Free on Kindle.

Didn’t Get Frazzled

A fictional story about life and love in medical school, Didn’t Get Frazzled takes the reader on a four year adventure into the bowels of Bellevue Hospital and the equally strange world of the mid ‘90s New York City singles scene. $0.99 on Kindle.

I Rode for the Wigglin’ W

Flynn McGuin claims to remember the summer of ’77. He was 19 and working on a ranch whose owner was delusional, at least one of his coworkers was brain-dead, and the foreman once hanged a man for telling puns. With sly wit and his trademark tongue-in-cheek humor, McGuin delivers everything you’d expect in a rollicking […]

Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings!

Mr. Cheddar’s Meowsings! Kibbles of Wisdom from a Wise and Witty Feline will bring many smiles and chuckles to your day, especially for those who love and share their lives with special feline friends. Catty Topics of Note include: Advice for the lovelorn (applicable for felines and humans), dealing with difficult neighbors (only humans, of […]

History Retweets Itself: ROCK & ROLL EDITION

Ever wonder what Elvis would tweet? Or what exactly is in a Grateful Dead cocktail? Does ZZ Top use their beards for good or evil? Does Ozzy Osbourne have bat breath? And what ever happened to Maroon 4? Discover things you never knew about your favorite rock stars in this fun look at Rock & […]

Pianist in a Bordello

What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just […]

Free: Screwball

Hayward Templeton, a psychiatry grad student at the University of Iowa, grudgingly agrees to pitch in a co-ed baseball game. A stickler for research, he discovers online how to throw a screwball and excels at it. Hayward’s team wins and while celebrating, they accidentally drop him on his head. As he lies on the ground […]

Mashed

Scary Movie meets 50 Shades on The Food Network! Featuring 17 sensually sinister tales guaranteed to excite, terrify, stimulate and make you laugh! $0.99 on Kindle.

Free: 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer

Spectacular southern belle Emily Spankhammer is driven by love and the dubious advice of Sparkle, her mostly invisible pink unicorn spirit guide, into a quest for romance. But with Sparkle more interested in his own deranged bucket list, and men as reliable as a 1971 1.6L Ford Pinto Runabout hatchback, what could possibly go wrong? […]

Free: Stealing Love

Israeli businessman is sent to a small Transylvanian village to find unexpected love. Funny, original and insightful look at life and human relationships, anchored in the fascinating context of Romanian village life. Zany and memorable characters who never fail to surprise the reader. Free on Kindle.

Free: Raising the Perfect Family and Other Tall Tales

A series of lighthearted looks at typical family life. The perfect read for someone who is easily distracted by children, spouses, car repair, and plumbing leaks… usually at the same time. Free on Kindle.

Thawing A.C. Nielsen

Pod after pod of frozen people, two outrageous reality TV superstars, a slacker doctor in orange Crocs, an ancient, crazy millionaire actress, a guinea pig named Mr. T, two randy Irish folk singers— How in the world will a talented young microbiologist who just wants to be ‘normal’ survive? It’s Nerds versus Narcissists as Kate […]

My Dearest Sucker

Most of us have been inundated with E-mail letters from scammers around the world, each promising millions of dollars. Of course, there is an inevitable fee, tax, or legal expense for claiming that money. The pitches include celebratory announcements of lottery windfalls; prizes with ringing endorsements from Interpol and the FBI; awards from the International […]

Free: Laughing Through The Eyes of a Maintenance Man

The humorous stories of work orders and life narrated through the eyes of a maintenance man. “People never cease to amaze me as I tell my stories while I maintain and psychoanalyze the broken world. Join me on the overflowing toilet of life as we plunge through the chaos to flush freely again.” Free on Kindle. 

The Wonderful World of Uncle Don

The funniest Kindle book EVER! This is the comedy book everyone will be talking about. Jammed-packed full of comedy content! 150 pages in color. From President Trump to Leprechauns and UFOs, take a wild, wild, ride on Uncle Don’s crazy train in this outrageous original comedy collection. $2.99 on Kindle.

Free: Space Team

A fast-paced, laugh-out-loud space adventure from the author critics are calling “the new Terry Pratchett.” Mistakenly abducted by aliens, a small-time crook finds himself whisked across the galaxy and plunged into a frantic quest to save an entire species – and its god – from annihilation. Free on Kindle.

Pianist in a Bordello

What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters […]

Free: Czech the Children

Vojta is the son of Czech immigrants to America who decides to settle in the old country. He can’t speak the language, but hits it off with his landlady Iveta, and soon they’re joined by a daughter, Terka, and son, Kuba. They go through all the usual challenges in raising two toddlers, with the added […]

The Enigmatologist

When Elvis impersonator Al Leadbelly is murdered, detective John Abernathy unearths a conspiracy entwining Elvis, shape-shifting aliens, and Mary Todd Lincoln. Now John must solve Leadbelly’s murder and discover if he really was Elvis, an obsessed fan, or something more. $0.99 on Kindle.

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