Sci-Fi Shorts II

Ten humorous science fiction stories telling of a train journey into a parallel world, a hen party in space, a retired scientist who invents an antidote to Murphys Law, and more. $0.99 on Kindle.

Free: Scam A-Lama Hardball: A Dark Comedy Crime Caper

Legendary Aussie Rock Star Marc Charles thinks he’s found the opportunity of a lifetime when an overseas organization offers him a spectacular new album deal. But it’s a scam. Grab this thrilling, fast-paced humorous dark comedy with a subversive nail-biting plot twist, rock music, a love story, a rogue scammer, a legendary Aussie rock star, […]

LAUGH OUT LOUD

If you liked James Clears Atomic Habits or Mark Manson’s The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*uck, you will love Laugh Out Loud; it provides the secret ingredient in life for coping and happiness that money just can’t buy. Humanity is in a state of crisis and despair on a global scale. Despots are […]

Saint Richard Parker: His search for love and enlightenment across India, Singapore, Thailand, Malaysia, and Indonesia

For fans and critics of Eat, Pray, Love $0.99 on Kindle.

Free: A Young Woman’s Guide to Life

Since 1996, Ann Aikens’s newspaper column “Upper Valley Girl” has delighted readers with anecdotes, cautionary tales, and Ann’s signature blend of humor and sincerity. Now Ann has collected her best advice into one volume aimed at helping the Young People (hereafter referred to as YPs) avoid her mistakes or at least make more interesting ones. […]

Complete Fiction: Fake Children’s Stories, Fables, and Fairy Tales

Mother Goose wrote tales and nursery rhymes which captivated generation after generation. Her stories still flourish today. The first edition of these tales was published at the end of the 17th century. Three hundred years later, her son Brother Goose began coming up with his own bullsh*t, which has been compiled into this book. Complete […]

Lion of Judah Legacy: Veteran Superhero Dark Comedy Romance

Based off the critically acclaimed multi-award winning motion picture of the same name. . . In this heartwarming and captivating epic, we embark on a transformative journey alongside Marly, an emotionally unavailable disabled veteran. Plagued by the weight of unresolved paternal issues, Marly receives a profound revelation from a divine being: his estranged mother is […]

Free: Jack Hansen – Small Man of the Big City

Do you feel like a squirrel trapped inside a spinning wheel? Then you simply havent met Jack Hansen yet! Jack is an alright guy, but hes always betrayed by his bad luck. His neighbor, Garry, is always hooking up with yet another stunner. His co-worker, Bill, is constantly pursuing a brunette who ignores him. The […]

Surfs Up in the City of Angels

Doctor Richard Schmidt forms a “Generic Therapy Group”. All the good Doctor hopes to do is tip the scales of hate and chaos toward the side of love, mercy and forgiveness. When these characters meet, angels and devils are difficult to tell apart. With each comes a collection of friends, family and plots that confirm […]

Atom & Molly: The Wireframe Edition (The World’s First Sub-Atomic Comic)

Atom & Molly: The Wireframe Edition (available in Kindle and paperback formats) is the imagining of a relationship but between two perfectly paired particles: Atom, an atom, and Molly, a molecule. Across 95 panels, discover the humor, science, and culture involved in their personalities and careers, and meet the other sub-atomic characters in their microscopic […]

Saint Richard Parker

In this satirical re-imagination of the eastern odyssey trope, a Brown man faces colorism and racial prejudice when he travels to Southeast Asia in pursuit of love and enlightenment. $2.99 on Kindle.

How To Irritate a Telemarketer

Have you ever had the experience of having the most perfect date interrupted by some bone head trying to raise money for a bogus charity? Do you feel like that most of the unscrupulous telemarketing firms lack common sense when they choose to call you during the final playoff game? Wouldn’t you like to call […]

Tales of American Idiocy

“Soon the humans will all wear muzzles and be chained to their homes by their great glowing boxes!” This announcement by Chester stopped the meeting of the pets of Sunnyside Street cold. Not that they were surprised by the neighborhood conspiracy cat. Chester was full of odd ideas, most of which he announced at inopportune […]

Playing Horseshoes with Aliens

Laugh at the cosmos when UFO chaser Dale, along with his two friends, get pulled into a strange horseshoe contest hosted by a gnome-shaped, banjo-playing alien! It gets crazy when they fight off thugs who want the same mysterious horseshoes. This could result in an invasion of alien laughter. This is not a government cover […]

Free: Dog Days in Italy

What’s a crazy pup to do when he is unceremoniously whisked off to a foreign land? Write about it, of course. Join, Dino on his madcap pilgrimage through the country of pasta and pizza. Dino’s story is a laugh-out-loud romp through Italy told with a dash of wit, a splash of sarcasm, and an overabundance […]

Send In The Tort Lawyer$

Prepare to laugh until you cry as fearless tort lawyers Pap and Pup navigate uproarious lawsuits that are endemic of our time. Patrick A. Peters (“Pap”) and his twin brother Prescott U. Peters (“Pup”), the fearless tort lawyers whose zany exploits delighted readers of Tort$ “R” Us and Please Pass The Tort$, return with yet […]

The Princess and the Plumber in Beast to Beauty

Tundra has a problem. As a princess, she is under pressure from her parents, the King and Queen of Parking-Lot, to wed. Unfortunately, she happens to be the largest and ugliest girl in the land. She meets Olaf, a huge oaf, who becomes her friend. Her father, out of desperation, enlists the help of his […]

Cats Wearing Hats: Art Book

Cats rule the Internet, so why not create a collection of 75 of them wearing hats? This book is chock-full of cute and cuddly kitties wearing all kinds of vivid clothing and hats to keep their little heads warm. $2.99 on Kindle.

Free: The Royal Riposte

It would never happen – or so we think – but is it really that unlikely? We live in a world where Netflix makes lavish dramas about the current royal family, whilst Prince Harry and Meghan continue to indulge us with tell-all interviews, articles, biographies and documentaries. So what if Oprah gave William and Kate […]

On Love Street: A Romance Novella

In ” On Love Street,” we meet Lily, who is content with her busy job and stable life. But when Ryan enters her life and shows her the city’s magic through his camera lens, she questions whether she’s truly happy with her current routine. As their friendship blossoms into something more, Lily must decide whether […]

Free: Mama Said

Do you know the difference between Caterwaulin’ and Cattywampus? Or maybe you’re thinking of Catty-corned? Did you know you can use a spider web on a wound to stop bleeding? Just make sure the spider ain’t still on it. Do you know how to make Buckeyes? If you answered NO to these questions, then you […]

Confessions of a Chihuahua: Memoir of an Amazing Dog

New Release! Be prepared to smile, snicker, maybe even guffaw. Khaki is a slightly more than self-centered dog convinced of her imminent fame. Accordingly, she decides to share the tell-all story of her life with the help of her much loved and devoted person. $0.99 on Kindle.

Free: Every Which Way But Home: Prequel to Mutt to Megastar series

Jolted from his cozy life on an ill-fated trip, Barney becomes a stray dog and is thrown into the unfamiliar world of the Dog Pound. Now he must use his wits and his ‘smarts’ to survive this hostile environment. Can he learn to use the system under the guidance of Charlie, an ancient scarred Blue […]

Free: Wagging the Dog: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story

Celebrity dog Elliott fears he’ll be sent back to the Dog Pound when he is fired from his starring role as a pirate dog in the dog food TV Ad campaign. Will he end up being a one-hit wonder? You’ll laugh all the way as Elliott digs deep to learn some risky new skills and […]

Confessions of a Chihuahua: Memoir of an Amazing Dog

Brand New Release! What happens when a southern belle, musical sensation, narcissist, and quick temper all live in the adorable body of one tiny dog? Enter our heroine Khaki. Publicly photographed by a beanie clad teen, Khaki hurries to complete her tell-all book in order to save her reputation before the impending tabloid and social […]

Tales of American Idiocy

America has entered an Age of Idiocy. Worse, few Americans realize it. It is with this sad and somewhat humorous reality in mind that I wrote this book. I hope that by reframing American Idiocy using the animal kingdom and the supernatural realm, I might help wake America from the mass formation psychosis in which […]

The Amazing Sparkleton Circus

Heartwarming short story about a little circus of lovable misfits and the comedic efforts of a large rival circus to sabotage them during the performance of their lives. Lovingly written for both animal lovers and fans of classic whimsical circus. $0.99 on Kindle.

Crime and Pun-ishment

Barry Lagger is a villain of the old school. In 1996 he planned the crime of the century. Stealing the Sultan’s diamond from the world -famous Archibald gallery. Unfortunately he got caught. Twenty five years later and Lagger is up for parole. He’s desperate, his daughter is getting married and he simply has to be […]

Dead Cat, Run

Psychic gifts. Supernatural shenanigans. Mystery, suspense, humor, and romance. Dead Cat, Run will keep you guessing as good versus evil duel for control in this play on destiny. And a mysterious dog may tip the scales. You’re where you’re meant to be. Run if you can. $0.99 on Kindle.

Free: Interesting Facts For Intelligent Kids

Interesting Facts for Intelligent Kids is a collection of Mind-Blowing and Fun Facts for young readers who are curious to learn new stuff and willing to find answers about the world around us. This book covers a wide range of subjects, including the world’s fastest animals, the deepest oceans, and the tallest trees, as well […]

Poker Strategy: The Math Behind the Madness – A Guide to Winning Big in Tournaments

Is math holding you back from becoming a poker champion? If yes, you’re not alone. Even seasoned pros can find the calculations and strategies behind poker intimidating at first! But don’t worry – we’ve got your back. If I told you that poker math is actually quite simple, would you believe me? This book has […]

Free: The String Rider

“I’ll do that thing…” Rubie dangles in front of him, and Trevor is doomed. Put on the device, let it not work, and she’ll do that thing, he tells himself around the alcohol blurred haze of his mind. “Just a couple of years into the future… get us some lotto numbers,” she coos into his […]

Something Scandalous, Treacherous, and Black

You are gathered here today to witness the scandalous union of Paige and Joshua. The only problem is Paige is still in love with Leo, her college sweetheart, and Joshua has been sleeping with Joey, the best man. Unknown to the couple, Joey plans to sabotage the wedding because he is in love with Joshua. […]

Free: A Young Woman’s Guide to Life: A Cautionary Tale

Since 1996, Ann Aikens’s newspaper column “Upper Valley Girl” has delighted readers with anecdotes, cautionary tales, and Ann’s signature blend of humor and sincerity. Now Ann has collected her best advice into one volume aimed at helping the Young People (hereafter referred to as YPs) avoid her mistakes—or at least make more interesting ones. If […]

Small Stories: A Perfectly Absurd Novel

Duncan and Maya Small have just relocated to a new town. Again. And almost immediately, Duncan is ready to move on thanks to a power-obsessed local official who has it out for him. But Maya has ideas of her own. The Smalls soon discover nothing in their new town is at it seems, but one […]

The Tyranny of Desire

Looking for a wild and irreverent read? Check out THE TYRANNY OF DESIRE! For just 99c, you can join Puchy Mushkin – and his enormous ‘little Puchy’ – on his journey to banish all desire from his life except for one: to assassinate desire itself. Don’t miss out on this hilarious, profane and raunchy tale […]

Free: Restarting Your Life When You Are No Longer A Wife: One gal’s tale of humor, tears, and hope after being Left at 50

This is not another book about the shock of being left. It’s a book about getting over it. When she was 50 years old, Diane Burroughs’s husband left her for a younger woman. She went through those same sad realizations you always hear about—the anniversaries, the photo albums, the post-divorce blues—but amidst all the tears […]

The Expat: Powerful Life Lessons From Living, Working, and Traveling Around the World

For Jovelle, this is a constant cycle in her life as an expat. This book will reveal the life lessons of an expat who lived and worked in five countries and traveled in fifty of them. Those life lessons came from extraordinary but true experiences. Whether you are an expat or not, your core values […]

Almost Over, Never Done: A Reluctant American’s Pandemic Tragicomedy

Where fact meets fiction, a genre-bending adventure unfolds as the one-liners fly in a rebuke to the American landscape of dissent and descent. This mash-up mix of reflection, rage, and sketch comedy follows a madcap freelancer with a saucy keyboard who’s determined to survive it all…but how? $0.99 on Kindle.

Forget Having Kids. I’m Having Fun: 1000 Random Reasons I Chose to Be #ChildFree

“Forget Having Kids – I’m Having Fun” is a FUN book that examines all avenues of life and answers the question: Why Do So Many People Not Want Kids? Funny, extremely racy entertaining thought-provoking “Forget Having Kids. I’m Having Fun” is a page-turner written in the vein of the classic tv show “Everybody Hates Chris”. […]

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