This uproarious comic novel explores modern presidential politics and asks whether honesty can find a place within it. When Congressman Evan Gorgoni of Indiana, fed up with Washington, retires from Congress, he does so with such stunning honesty that he is drafted to run for president. If he’s going to do it, he’s going to do […]
Mocha, Moonlight, and Murder
January 19, 2015 By
A midnight food run nearly gets 28-year-old Katherine O’Brian killed. She’s the only person to see the man who brutally murdered a local woman and the killer is hell-bent on making sure she doesn’t talk. Enrolled at the local community college, she meets Scott Mitchell; literally, tall, dark, and handsome. Scott and Katherine will face jealousy, […]
The Yoga Sutras: A Tale of Sex, Lies and Spiritual Enlightenment
January 2, 2015 By
Dave has problems and yoga is just the latest. His wife communicates with him via Post-it notes, his six-year-old daughter torments him and tells him he’s a loser and his yoga teacher appears to be a physical incarnation of the Hindu Goddess of Creation and Destruction. Dave’s blood thickens with cold whenever she comes close, […]
Triple Dog Dare
December 26, 2014 By
Celebrated children’s book author Bianca Jameson is about to discover that her lavish lifestyle is coming to an abrupt end. Her fiancé, the gorgeous Lars Lundgren, has drained her bank accounts as well as her self-esteem. All she has left is her precious pup Lo-Lou, the star of her books. But when the kennel club […]
Free: “Night Shitf” (Romantic Comedy)
November 30, 2014 By
Moses is a lonely fifty-one-year-old hospital orderly, wasting his genius in an urban hospital. He gave up long ago on his hopes and dreams, and now walks the long corridors as he deals with doctors from hell, cynical nurses and annoying patients. Tonight, one bizarre graveyard shift changes that forever. After he loses (literally) a […]
Time-Travel Romance
October 14, 2014 By
Once upon a time there lived an outspoken fashion editor named Kat, who certainly was not your typical damsel in distress. But when a gypsy curse sent her back in time to the days of King Arthur, she found she’d need every ounce of her 21st century wits (and pop culture references) to navigate the […]
Free: “Reluctant Gods”
October 11, 2014 By
“Reluctant Gods” asks you to imagine waking up one Saturday morning and learning that you are literally a god with the power to save the world. Your grandmother, Aysel, is an ancient mystic who showed you the secrets behind the trap door. Well, this scenario happened to Sevilen, an engineer with a back problem. Within […]
Lost In Spain: A Collection of Humorous Essays
September 5, 2014 By
This new book by one of the internet’s funniest people is guaranteed to make you laugh until it hurts. “Never, has a book made me laugh from start to finish. Scott’s mind is like an amusement park!” “Scott is a cross between Hunter Thompson and Dennis Miller…” Scott Oglesby moved to Spain to start over. […]
Pony Tales
July 25, 2014 By
Pony Tales is based on the true life adventures of Peta, a young woman trying to establish a riding school in the wilds of Canada. Read about her escapades and those of her students as they battle their way through eccentric characters, poverty, and the treachery of those mothers willing to do anything to win! […]
Lady Justice and the Pharaoh’s Curse
July 21, 2014 By
An artifact is stolen from the King Tut exhibit, setting in motion a string of bizarre murders that baffle the Kansas City Police Department. A local author simultaneously releases his novel, The Curse of the Pharaohs, attributing the deaths to an ancient prophesy, ‘Death shall come on swift wings to him who disturbs the peace […]
White Picket Prisons
May 31, 2014 By
A group of friends with a penchant for goofy nicknames return to their hometown for a funeral and what had been a pleasant, albeit melancholy, reunion quickly escalates into a fight for their lives with an enemy they didn’t know they had. Putting up with each others quirks with good humor they must unravel a […]
The Sneaker Tree
May 17, 2014 By
Remember when you were a kid and you had that one magical summer that seemed to last a lifetime? Cooper, Gooby, Chuck, Cliff and Bolo don’t know it, but they are in the midst of a summer they will never forget. Their small town is paralyzed with fear as a serial killer preys upon children […]
Lady Justice and the Organ Traders
May 5, 2014 By
A badly burned body with a fresh incision and a missing kidney leads Walt into the clandestine world of an organ trader ring that has set up shop in Kansas City. Walt is determined to bring to justice the bootleggers, who purchase body parts from the disadvantaged and sell them to people with means, until a […]
An Embarrassment of Riches
May 5, 2014 By
When Ursula Barnett and her husband Jed win the Irish lottery, they think their troubles are over. But they are just beginning. Ursula coerces her Yank husband to retire in her hometown of Derry, Northern Ireland, hoping to atone for her youthful sins as a collaborator with the IRA in the 1970s. At the first […]
Fleeing The Jurisdiction
October 26, 2012 By
It’s danger on the high seas for the Barnetts, but will it come from the authorities, Mother Nature or family Flood? In Wisconsin six years ago, Ursula Barnett accidentally defrauded her local church of $100,000. The statute of limitations is inching closer, and the police are circling in. Panicked, Ursula books herself and her American […]
Pretending to Love: How to Cheat Your Way to Relationship Bliss!
October 8, 2012 By
A facetious guide to navigating the perils and pitfalls of a modern relationship, Pretending to Love will teach you how to attract the right sort of partner, trick them into liking you, manipulate their feelings to suit your own needs, and then dump them in an appropriate fashion when you get bored and/or hungry. Full […]
