Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love and got married. Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END** **Luckily, 35+ […]
Free: Fiona the Buzzword Basset Hound Goes to Corporate America (Humor)
April 15, 2018 By
Fiona is a fun-loving Basset Hound who was sniffing around the backyard one day when she accidentally fell down a gopher hole. Suddenly, she found herself trapped in a very bizarre and strange place called “Corporate America.” Let’s wish Fiona luck as she explores this new world by navigating through a maze of buzzwords, corporate […]
The Consequence of Rejection (Romance)
March 27, 2018 By
You know the universe is trying to tell you something when you get struck by lightning, but only after getting hit on by the elderly, almost getting run over by a semi, and running into the one who got away. Why do they say it like that anyway? Like I accidentally lost her when she […]
Free: The Lutheran Ladies Circle: Plucking One String
March 7, 2018 By
Not your typical book about change. This ladies’ group is new, improved, and 30% sassier. With sharp wit and clever humor these women deal with the chaos that’s unraveling their everyday lives. Plumbing the depths of human nature, it’s a non-stop read to its heartwarming conclusion. Free on Kindle.
Time Is Irreverent
February 12, 2018 By
An irreverent, twisty, time travel comedy! What if you could change history to eliminate slavery, World War II, global warming, and an egomaniacal nuclear-bomb-dropping president? What if that change also made 5 billion people poof from existence? Would you do it? Time Is Irreverent explores those questions, as benevolent aliens send Marty Mann to AD […]
Vintage Whispers
February 11, 2018 By
Three blue-haired ladies are doing what they must to find suspects in an unsolved murder, but a cold case is the least of their worries when they discover the buried body and inconspicuous clues are a little too close to home. $1.99 on Kindle.
The Reality Pact
January 11, 2018 By
Rachel Rue is having a bad day, one that can’t be fixed with tequila or chocolate, even the good kind. What started as the day the biggest story of her career was set to air ended with her world in shambles. Rachel is a hard-driving news producer, after all, and her job is her life. […]
My Fair Lily
September 29, 2017 By
Ewan Cameron, estranged grandson of the Duke of Lotheil, is in London because of a deathbed promise made to his father and has no intention of staying beyond his three month obligation. Nothing can tempt him to remain, not even Lily, the beautiful bluestocking determined not only to restore relations between him and his grandfather, […]
Half Married
August 9, 2017 By
Manu Fretin is the typical macho man, except that he has a split personality going by the name of Sarah. This doesn’t go with creating many problems. This is so true that Manu ends up in jail where he gets convinced that he must marry Sarah to get rid of her! A feat that will […]
No Egrets
June 29, 2017 By
Sometimes it takes a village to solve a mystery (or at least the local patrons and owners of No Egrets). One of the regulars, Bobby Portis, has been missing from his barstool at No Egrets for several days. Two others quickly contract mysterious blood diseases. Is there a connection? No Egrets, a quaint bar on […]
History Retweets Itself: ROCK & ROLL EDITION
June 15, 2017 By
Ever wonder what Elvis would tweet? Or what exactly is in a Grateful Dead cocktail? Does ZZ Top use their beards for good or evil? Does Ozzy Osbourne have bat breath? And what ever happened to Maroon 4? Discover things you never knew about your favorite rock stars in this fun look at Rock & […]
Wanna-be’s
June 12, 2017 By
With his new girlfriend – a soccer mom with a taste for bondage – urging him to “go condo,” failed screenwriter Winfield Payton needs cash. Accepting a job offer from a college friend, he becomes the lone white employee of a black S&L. As the firm’s token white, he poses as a Mafioso to intimidate […]
Free: 9 Lovers for Emily Spankhammer
April 18, 2017 By
Spectacular southern belle Emily Spankhammer is driven by love and the dubious advice of Sparkle, her mostly invisible pink unicorn spirit guide, into a quest for romance. But with Sparkle more interested in his own deranged bucket list, and men as reliable as a 1971 1.6L Ford Pinto Runabout hatchback, what could possibly go wrong? […]
Free: Space Team
February 1, 2017 By
A fast-paced, laugh-out-loud space adventure from the author critics are calling “the new Terry Pratchett.” Mistakenly abducted by aliens, a small-time crook finds himself whisked across the galaxy and plunged into a frantic quest to save an entire species – and its god – from annihilation. Free on Kindle.
Help for Hysterical Humans Who Hope to Be Happy in Heaven or Here
January 20, 2017 By
Savor a delectable collection of recipes for making merry in one minute or many. Often shameless, sincere, and sublime at the same time, this vivacious volume of verse distills and delivers the best of James’s efforts to examine, enjoy, and enhance for new friends the adventure of human existence. Help for Hysterical Humans earns its […]
Ginger the Gangster Cat
December 5, 2016 By
When fat, scruffy Ginger teams up with innocent little Sparky, it’s a recipe for fun and laughter as the two cats travel from London to Spain. $0.99 on Kindle.
Thawing A.C. Nielsen
November 28, 2016 By
Pod after pod of frozen people, two outrageous reality TV superstars, a slacker doctor in orange Crocs, an ancient, crazy millionaire actress, a guinea pig named Mr. T, Two randy Irish folk singers— How in the world will a talented young microbiologist who just wants to be ‘normal’ survive? It’s Nerds versus Narcissists as Kate […]
Boots and Bones
November 20, 2016 By
YOU’LL LAUGH. YOU’LL CRINGE. YOU’LL WANT MORE! For the first time ever, all three of Ann Charles’ bestselling, award-winning first books from her multiple mystery series are available for a discounted price in one boxed set. Grab your “startle” kit now and see why so many readers are raving about Ann’s laugh-out-loud humor, spicy romance, and suspense-filled […]
Why People Suck
November 5, 2016 By
You’ve heard of Sigmund Freud. You’ve heard of Carl Jung. But have you heard of Abe Surde? Surde is a humorist and master mixologist who tackles–with a smile and a wink–one hundred commonly irritating, upsetting, and obnoxious personality types seen in everyday life. From disconcerting creeps to loudmouth louts and worrisome weirdos, Surde shares with […]
Sex Hell
October 23, 2016 By
When Debbie de La Fontaine tries to spice up her love life by supernaturally tampering with her sex life, she is cursed to spend every future encounter in a magical place called “Sex Hell,” where the sex is ludicrous and amazing but the romance is scarce. Her only chance for escape is through the stingy clues […]
Free: Lady Justice and the Ghost Whisperer
October 3, 2016 By
The perfect ghost story for the upcoming Halloween season. What do a Confederate soldier who died on the field of battle, a woman who was driven from her home by the ravages of the Civil War, and a man who perished in a turn-of-the-century asylum have in common? They all contact private investigator, Walt Williams. A bizarre series […]
Didn’t Get Frazzled
September 15, 2016 By
A rousing, comic novel about four years in the life of an intrepid young medical student, set in the grueling world of an elite NYC medical school. Medical student Seth Levine encounters a student so arrogant he boasts that he’ll eat any cadaver part he can’t name, an instructor so dedicated she tests the student’s ability […]
Deverell’s Obsession
June 20, 2016 By
A Regency-set historical romance… Sometimes the worst of circumstances can have the best results. It’s certainly true for Miss Léonie Girard, whose missing memory might hold the answers to some dangerous puzzles. Delaney Deverell doesn’t know that yet; he’s still stunned that the portrait on his wall has come to life…and she is staying in his […]
The Accidental Art Thief
June 8, 2016 By
For a quarter of a century forty-five-year-old Zinc has worked as a caretaker for a wealthy old man, living in a small casita on his ranch in New Mexico. She doesn’t make much money, but she has the old man, her dogs, and gorgeous views of the mountains. She is basically a very content recluse […]
Toy Story
April 13, 2016 By
Toys aren’t just for the kiddies anymore – they’re learning tools for everyone. Just ask Dana, who sells the grown up versions, and gets more than an extra income from the experience. $0.99 on Kindle.
When Angels Fall
April 9, 2016 By
Danielle Coulter had never believed in anything except her mother, hard work and heartache. She never had time for religious fairytales. But when her mother died, Dani was forced to believe…or die. Not only was she forced to accept that God and Lucifer are real, but also that she is the last living descent of […]
Free: Only in Vegas
March 29, 2016 By
Being Italian and being sexy is supposed to go hand in hand, but somewhere along the line twenty-six-year-old Angelina Rossi’s genes forgot their Italian love goddess heritage. Thirty-year-old business executive Trey Landers isn’t surprised by much his best friend and neighbor, Angelina Rossi, throws his way. But this time she throws him one hell of […]
Free: The Chemtrail Conspiracy Set (Mystery)
March 14, 2016 By
Are we being poisoned? Those fluffy white trails crisscrossing the sky–some say they are simply water vapor frozen into crystals. Others say they are deadly chemicals, some of which are for military defense, and others to control the weather and the world’s food supply. Free on Kindle.
Trespassers
February 8, 2016 By
When four alien visitors arrive on Earth and disappear into the cornfields of Indiana, it is Stewart Faulkner’s job to find them. Who they are, where they’re headed, and what’s important enough to make them jump from a moving spaceship are all questions that Stewart must uncover. And he will have to do it all […]
Pianist in a Bordello
January 23, 2016 By
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters […]
Contact Us: A Jake Corby Sci-Fi Thriller
December 13, 2015 By
On May 22, 2018, every person on Earth sneezes. Simultaneously. Hours later, an alien spacecraft appears over New York and broadcasts a dire message of impending doom. The future of the human race will depend on the whims of a solitary extraterrestrial who appears in the form of Walter Cronkite. $0.99 on Kindle.
Better Date than Never Boxed Set
October 5, 2015 By
This boxed set includes four contemporary romance books from the USA Today Bestselling Better Date than Never series. Each story is filled with humor, friendship, and the dating trials that come with finding true love. $0.99 on Kindle.
The Adventures of George (Satire)
September 24, 2015 By
The Adventures of George is a satirical and humorous look at recent events, international affairs, national leaders and celebrities. The characters, both named and unnamed have similarities to real people, both alive and dead and, thus, the reader will meet our hero George, The Mere Leader, the Bearded One, Mustafa bin Maden, Elvester, Didi Damin, […]
Magic Times
September 21, 2015 By
Everybody wants a little magic! A young man not overly burdened with brains hitchhikes to Ohio in search of his runaway girlfriend, but he finds a lot more than he’s looking for. Soon Jason is chin-deep in a bizarre and perilous predicament involving a witch, a crippled magician, a sinister businessman, a mysterious stalker, and […]
Free: Lady Justice and the Conspiracy
September 14, 2015 By
Are we being poisoned? Those fluffy white trails crisscrossing the sky — some say they are simply water vapor frozen into crystals. Others say they are deadly chemicals, some of which are for military defense, and others to control the weather and the world’s food supply. Are the chemtrails really part of a clandestine government conspiracy? […]
FREE: ONLY IN VEGAS
August 25, 2015 By
Being Italian and being sexy is supposed to go hand in hand, but somewhere along the line twenty-six-year-old Angelina Rossi’s genes forgot their Italian love goddess heritage. And now everyone at her work knows what a failure she is as a woman thanks to her ex-boyfriend and co-worker at Sunset Travel who has given Angie […]
FREE: HOOKED ON YOU
July 25, 2015 By
When Shay McDaniels learns that her father has been receiving threatening letters she heads down to his resort in the Keys. Frustratingly, he refuses to call the police, determined to handle matters on his own. Private investigator Chase Reynolds has no idea the woman he meets on the beach, the one whose son is determined […]
Off the Reservation
June 19, 2015 By
An uproarious comic novel that explores modern presidential politics and whether honesty can find a place within it, Off the Reservation will keep you laughing throughout. When Congressman Evan Gorgoni of Indiana, fed up with Washington, retires from Congress, he does so with such stunning honesty that he is drafted to run for president. If […]
The Whole Beast
June 15, 2015 By
On a drizzly February afternoon in the Pacific Northwest a local news crew stepped into a small patch of woods to film a story on truffle hunting. It wasn’t long before they realized they were not alone. To be held responsible for the discovery of Bigfoot is one thing, to have accidently killed the beast […]
Free: Lady Justice on the Dark Side
March 23, 2015 By
After five years on the police force, a bullet in the kiester from a vengeful gangbanger convinces Walt that it’s time to turn in his badge. Walt realizes once again that retirement just isn’t his cup of tea, and with a little urging from his brother-in-law, decides to become a private investigator. For five years he had […]
