Fredrick Stanley Cockroach lives in comfort in the apartment of Ms. Betty Marie McGee eavesdropping on her conversations to learn about the complexities of life. With his friends, he endlessly debates the great gastronomic issue – fingernail clippings or toenail clippings. Then in an instant, his world flips upside down sending Fredrick Stanley on a […]
The Thousand Pound Christmas
December 13, 2019 By
One small town. One big challenge. A fresh, funny, and irreverent look at love, family, and the joy of finding happiness where you least expect it. $3.99 on Kindle
Happy Hollerdays From Nightshade Trailer Park: A Supernatural Comedy Series
November 30, 2019 By
Y’all come spend the Hollerdays with us. Word of warning. Stay away from the bucklure! There’s a badass reindeer running wild in the trailer park. $2.99 on Kindle.
Mel and Shar’s Erptoc Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life
November 14, 2019 By
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica? Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!” So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune. Follow the adventures of Mel and […]
Hedgehog Hotel
November 8, 2019 By
A collection of true, funny stories about a family’s time as wild hedgehog carers. $0.99 on Kindle.
Mel and Shar’s Erotic Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life
November 6, 2019 By
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica? Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!” So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune. Follow the adventures of Mel and […]
The Extraordinary Life of an Ordinary Man: A Memoir
November 4, 2019 By
Al Hirshen has led an unusual life. He learned street smarts in the Bronx, helped out at his father’s candy store, worked as a waiter in the Catskills to pay for his schooling, and became a lawyer. A participant in many of the pivotal changes of our times, Al was a Civil Rights and pioneering […]
Captain Shoelace: Seasonal Mayhem
October 17, 2019 By
The first book in the Captain Shoelace trilogy, this is an introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of his life in the English village of Effam. The tale is split over four seasons. Each chapter recounts how the Captain’s life accelerates into a living nightmare; as […]
Free: Managed Care
October 15, 2019 By
Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough of […]
Free: Managed Care
October 14, 2019 By
Is it too much to ask that a managed care facility refund a year’s advance payment when your grandfather dies before he can move in? Frank Johnson doesn’t think so, which is why the thirty-three-year-old now lives in a nursing home, locked in a chess match feud with management that doesn’t occupy nearly enough […]
Mel and Shar’s Erotic Adventures: Tales from the Boomer Life
October 12, 2019 By
Are baby boomers panting for Elderly Erotica? Mel and Shar, two friends of a certain age, say, “Absolutely!” So, despite the fact that neither lady has ever watched a porn video or read anything steamier than Eighties romances, they decide Elderly Erotica is their ticket to fame and fortune. Follow the adventures of Mel McCartney […]
Faster Than a Whippoorwill’s Ass
October 8, 2019 By
A.J. Goode looks at some of life’s funnier moments while sharing insights into small-town life, parenting, and class reunions. Her slightly twisted views on life and the world, in general, will lift your spirits and leave you smiling. $0.99 on Kindle.
The Cover Up
October 5, 2019 By
What could link a webcam girl, a cross-dressing police chief and an escaped ferret? A British nation torn by Brexit staggers on. Frankie Ferret, a pre-school children’s TV celebrity escapes into sewers of London and surely is dead. The people unite in grief. Chief Inspector Crispin Bissel, is in charge. He knows just the officer […]
Free: Reality Barks
September 26, 2019 By
A wickedly funny, tenderhearted DWC – Dog With Character, unleashes his feelings about his bizarre relationship with his new humans. Booranyup Dog Pound is the last place a lost dog wants to end up. He knows his days are numbered. All the dogs do. Reality Barks. So this one, “Barney”, an ordinary country mutt, is […]
Free: The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People
September 19, 2019 By
The 7 Habits of Highly Dominant People (satire) has transformed the lives of many inmates at the Puddville, Alabama Psychiatric Hospital, including men and women who think they are Kings, Queens, Presidents, and the reincarnation of Elvis Presley; in short, dozens of people of all ages and professions have benefited from Ronnie Champ’s wisdom, and […]
Pianist in a Bordello
September 18, 2019 By
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters […]
The Bucket Shop
September 13, 2019 By
Ben Thompson shows up for his job as a rookie sales rep with a brand new college degree, extra-large student loan debt and nothing at all to prepare him for life at the Americana Software and Hardware call center. Ben learns quickly how to deal with an intimidating bank of phones in a leaky wreck […]
Misadventures in Real Estate
September 7, 2019 By
Do you like stories about strippers, bears, alligators, wartime romance, or aliens? Are you interested in learning how to become physically fitter, mentally healthier, strengthening your marriage, or maybe just an all-around better human being? From beginning to end, this book will keep you entertained and laughing. The outlandish stories also teach valuable life lessons […]
Free: Divine Space Gods III: Rangda’s Shenanigans
September 4, 2019 By
When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity’s future is at stake. The Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the rebel Keila unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind. Eventually, Keila’s daughter Sabina must face Rangda. But Sabina hasn’t trained and isn’t […]
Episodes From Office Life
September 3, 2019 By
In a Britain which has recently seceded from something bigger and fuzzier, Mike Allen is a team leader in a State body which does indescribable things with unsuspecting other things. In a series of farcical, and occasionally risqué, comic adventures, the team find themselves challenged by a hex-casting Roma woman, Russian spies, a trade union […]
Boner the Barbarian Online XIII: Level Doofus
September 1, 2019 By
A LitRPG satire. READY, PLAYER ONE? The best RPG game of the millennium is here! BONER THE BARBARIAN ONLINE XIII! Now with tens of thousands of quantum servers, a simplified interface, and nanite hardware. A vastly enhanced living, realistic digital world! FULL IMMERSION! Wait! There’s more! Version XIII offers you the best of the combined […]
Free: Daisy in the Doghouse
August 29, 2019 By
Daisy In The Doghouse is a dark, funny, family story about exposing corporate greed and a grass-roots movement to make the world a better place. In the wake of the 2008 financial crisis, Jack Sullivan, former CEO and current stay-at-home dad, struggles to find an outlet for his frustrations with the unfair financial systems of […]
Dark Knights: The Dark Humor of Police Officers
August 28, 2019 By
There is nothing quite like the police officer sense of humor. Police Officers are the modern-day embodiment of medieval knights, going to work each day with a noble cause to protect and serve society. The profession requires cops to see people at their worst. They see death, tragedy, crime, and despair on a daily basis. […]
Free: Running With Wolves: A Woman’s Memoir of Sex, Scandal and Seduction
August 19, 2019 By
Playboy, celebs, the Hollywood Casting Couch to Silicon Valley and online adult sites, the hilarious scandalous real truth behind the scenes of the adult business. Free on Kindle.
A Narrator’s Tale: The Dubious Efforts of Poor Men
August 17, 2019 By
Since creation, humankind has promptly freaked out over three big truths: the existence of the omnipresent Writer, the World apparently being a massive hibernating lifeform, and the roving voice in the sky, known as the Narrator, solely existing to entertain the other gods at humanity’s expense. Long after the acceptance of these big truths, the […]
Free: Cupcakes and Corpses
August 1, 2019 By
A serial killer is terrorizing Cleveland, PI Claire’s hometown. When her beloved former babysitter is murdered, it gets personal for Claire. Pursuing the suspects through sleazy bars, churches, bingo parlors, and music studios, Claire puts herself in the killer’s sights. As the corpses pile higher than meringue on a pie, Claire is determined to hunt […]
Free: Saint Bob Day
July 17, 2019 By
5 years into the Federal Witness Security Program, former trucking executive, Bob Deighton, lives a quiet life as Bob Day, senior maintenance man at the Belle Rive Lodge and Club, Florida’s 4 diamond oceanfront resort hotel, until the day he saves 3 lives, becomes a local hero and his low profile fades. Bob’s past is […]
Free: The Pizza Prophet
July 1, 2019 By
Following a near-death experience, an aging pizza delivery expert presumes he’s a prophet and a local prostitute his unsuspecting oracle. The Pizza Prophet is hilarity with all the toppings: mobsters, romance and plenty of tips (from above). Free on Kindle.
Free Seas: Orion
June 19, 2019 By
Avast, mateys! Follow the adventures of the esteemed Water Elemental known as Captain Lefty, commander of the mighty pirate ship, the Fallen Angel, as he and his quirky yet charming crew fight to save the world from the menace of Orion, an irate giant from beyond the stars, hell-bent on getting violent revenge for the […]
A Haunted Past
May 27, 2019 By
Angie Conaty, has long suffered from a reoccurring nightmare. The same one she’s had since childhood. As an adult the dreams come far less frequently, due to her demanding public relations position, in the Toronto based reality television station, Gottchaon TV. The channel is in hot water currently, with the creators son – an entitled […]
One Fine Mess
May 25, 2019 By
One Fine Mess is an action-packed crime comedy, set in Vermont, with a strong female protagonist. There is no maple syrup, but there are mobsters, cops, drug dealers, and a head in a box. Think fun. Think suspense. Think wild, sexy ride. It’s time to show some ovaries. $0.99 on Kindle
Lord of the Zombies: Box Set
May 18, 2019 By
Lord of the Zombies is a hilariously gruesome spin on the zombie apocalypse story. If you like Shaun of the Dead, classic sci-fi flicks, and deranged zombie killing goats, then this saga is right up your alley. In Apocalypse, Simon is 40, single, and hasn’t done anything memorable with his life. When a freak energy […]
Free: Detective Schizoaffective
May 7, 2019 By
At 35 years old, Jameson is battling a major depressive episode after experiencing a bout of mania he never saw coming. Worst of all, he’s forgotten what to hope for. Driven by a few chance encounters and an investment opportunity of a lifetime, Jameson takes a leap of faith and finds himself soaring toward a […]
Free: Jacobites by Name
April 29, 2019 By
The Tory government in London have appointed a Viceroy to run Scotland to stop a second independence referendum being held. The result is a Jacobite Rebellion. Chaos ensues. Meanwhile, someone is trying to clone Nessie. Free on Kindle.
Sally Stanford, California’s Grand Bordello House Madam
April 29, 2019 By
Sally Stanford didn’t set out to be a madam, but she openly tells how it happened. Sally tells about the scandalous and riotous happenings along the way to her becoming perhaps California’s most famous bordello house madam. She openly declares that Humphrey Bogart was banned from her establishment because of his treatment of her girls. […]
The REAL Project Manager’s Handbook
April 24, 2019 By
Do you work a 9 to 5? It doesn’t matter if you manage projects, crunch numbers, or bag groceries 5 days a week. Chances are you run into more than one of these annoying situations: a co-worker who calls to ask you the SAME question you’ve answered at least 3 times already. A seemingly never-ending […]
The Famous Union
April 17, 2019 By
Famous Union College is a slow-moving train wreck, a place where what is what is not. Two hapless heroes. An exhibitionist secretary. Bumbling administrators. A paranoid football coach. Conniving coeds. A sex-obsessed football player. Who knows what will happen next…$0.99 on Kindle.
Aunt Lucie’s legacy
April 7, 2019 By
Aunt Lucie is a real pain in the neck. Her testament is crystal clear: to collect the inheritance, her nephews and their families have to move into her house, which is definitely not a palace! Aunt Lucie has another surprise up her sleeve, a sort of mad treasure hunt, ankle-deep in mud. Comical situations, flavorsome […]
How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People (Self-Help Parody)
April 5, 2019 By
In this brilliantly funny book, Ronnie Champ shares stories from his own life to show you: – How to use the Seven Habits of Highly Dominant People in the bathroom, so that you will always have your sh*t together – How to leverage the Law of Attraction to turn the entire Universe into your personal […]
Time Is Irreverent 2: Jesus Christ, Not Again!
April 3, 2019 By
Marty Mann and Nellie Dixon are back for another irreverent, liberal, twisty, time-travel comedy! This time they have Jesus Christ, the actual guy, on their side. What would happen if a gun-hating brown-skinned Jesus time traveled to 2020 America? $0.99 on Kindle.
